Where we are

O God of creation

(We sabi sey na only you fit help us)

Direct our noble cause

( For the few of us that possess it)

Guide our leaders right

( Please punish them, remove them and replace them)

Help our youths the truth to know

( E be like sey na Yahoo things o)

In love and honesty to grow

(When it's looking like the ones waiting to steal are more than the ones stealing)

And live in just and truth

(Amen. Amen. Amen.)

Great lofty heights attain

(We'll get there someday)

To build a nation where peace

(We'll do it together)

And justice shall reign

(And Leah and the other Chibok girls will be avenged)

How many of you have viewed the video recording of the burial place of the late Senator and Ex-Governor Abiola Ajimobi? I mean even in death he gets to enjoy air conditioning when most of us do not even have constant light supply. You know the part that manages to piss me off is the sofa that was placed. Is he supposed to sit down there or what? But hey I'm Nigerian and shit like this ain't new to us. The snake that swallows money exists here so does the man who wanted to bury his mother with a Jeep.

How many of you know that today is #pepperdem Sunday? The winner of the Edo State election decided to hold his Thanksgiving Service at the church of his opponent to celebrate his victory. Mind you, his name is Godwin🎶 so na God win o na God win🎶. My mum was saying that must it be in a church and Dad said where else do they celebrate Thanksgiving. Torrrr. Arms folded.They talk sey wetin Musa no go see for gate. E be like sey the tin wey correct na wetin we as Naija pipu no go see for Naija. When e be like sey this one na im heavy pass anoda one go come again and we go say chaaaiiiiii. 

How many of you are like me and still believe that there is hope for Nigeria? They say a living dog is better than a dead lion. Trust me, it is.

How many of you noticed that each paragraph started with how many of you ? Till next week people 😍